I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Promotional CD single.
The New York CBGB's Punk Rock Edit
The Los Angeles Palladium Dance Version
The Las Vegas Holiday Inn Lounge Version
The New York CBGB's Punk Rock Version
"The current state song of Pennsylvania sucks mad ballon knot, making the Keystone State look as lame as one of the Dakotas..." Promotional CD single from the Bloodhound Gang's attempt to remedy the PA state song. Supplies limited.